Just Wearing Black: Archive

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Feb 7th

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In The Moment (the full Cougar Town theme song) by...

Feb 7th

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“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m...”

– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via autexousious)

Nov 2nd

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Nov 2nd

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Nov 2nd

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Jul 6th

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Jul 3rd

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Jul 1st

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Jul 1st

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when everybody loves someone who you find...

fuckthestatusquo: YES.

May 18th

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Just wrote a cheesy poem to put in my Mother's Day...

It’s Mother’s Day again, has it really been a year? How times flies, so cavalier. So I’m writing this poem to let you know The calendar says that it’s time to show You how much that I love you today, To enter into this commercialised fray. A contrived holiday to sell flowers and lollies, And aprons and chocolates and mugs and dollies, And photo frames and scarves and mountains of gold, And...

May 5th

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Apr 22nd

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Apr 11th

theintervalsong asked: I've seen a few of your tweets recently and it would seem you've done what I want to do in a couple of years when I'm old enough! I live in Perth and am desperate to go over to Melbourne for the comedy festival. From your twitter, it looks like you're having an amazing time!
Sorry if I've got everything wrong but yes, I hope you're having fun at MICF regardless...

Apr 6th

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airships and waves: carrying the family name,... →

airshipsandwaves: I am the last in my line. When I was eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, I would lay in bed and want to weep because of the guilt. I felt guilty for who I was, for who I wanted to love; that I could not bring children into the world and give them my name and raise them and love them without harsh…

Mar 27th

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OPERATION DISH SERVED COLD

Pretend not to know it is a joke Suggest a celebratory breakfast for boss Flood FB with messages of excitement and congratulations Bring in some baby clothes saying “its so cute I couldn’t resist!” Make boss walk down the whole store everytime I need anything to punish her for lying Any additional recommendations welcome.

Mar 20th

Feb 27th

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Feb 1st

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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lovelyaffliction: mattspektor: ...

Dec 28th

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It's story time kiddies!

Once upon a time there was a girl called Leah. She was a very lucky girl and got an iPod touch for her birthday. Leah thought it was such an amazing device that she named it iPlato due to the technology’s foresight and the device’s wisdom. Also it kind of sounded like iPod and that made Leah chuckle. Later that year Leah had another rush of luck - her phone company, the rulers of the...

Dec 27th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 14th

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I've never really been one for NY Resolutions

But I think I would like some for 2011 because, whilst 2010 has been quite pleasant, it has been an unfocussed year as a whole. SO I am starting to compile a list of NYR. Here’s what I’ve got so far: -Complete draft of novel -Travel (Paris, maybe Melbourne for MICF) It’s not very long. And I may try and tick off some things from my Bucket List too. Any suggestions for...

Dec 14th

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I love my job. I have made friends, learned a whole bunch of stuff, gotten more free make up and beauty products than I know what to do with and tonnes more. How about you?

Dec 13th

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I love when my stuff gets reblogged by...

It makes my day :)

Dec 9th

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Dec 7th

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Dec 6th

Nov 29th

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Wanna hear the Google Translate woman beatbox?...

kpender: hermi0ne: getyourassbeat: youareasmellypiratehooker: gabrielgracien: click http://translate.google.com/#de|de|%20pv%20zk%20pv%20pv%20zk%20pv%20zk%20kz%20zk%20pv%20pv%20pv%20zk%20pv%20zk%20zk%20pzk%20pzk%20pvzkpvpvzk%20kkkkk%20bsch omfg i just died.. AIR. I NEED IT. OH SHIT SON good god It’s even better if you add “ph” at the end.

Nov 29th

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Things I need to be back on TV

New: BONES CASTLE COUGAR TOWN HIMYM Okay TV gods. Make it happen. Ktnx.

Nov 29th

Me? I'm not spending my Saturday morning watching...

*innocent smile*

Nov 26th

cinny-ster replied to your post: So here is the...

Oh for sure. We’ll have to work out a proper contract and etc. because there is no way I’m doing anything relating to money without a contract.

Nov 20th

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So here is the new plan.

The idea of going into business and being tied into it and stuck with it and all that was making me feel sick. And I like to listen to my gut feelings because it’s been good to me so far. So this is what I am thinking is a better plan. Instead of starting a business as a partnership my sister starts the business as a sole trader. That way it is hers. But as I have already put time and...

Nov 20th

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